Zak'isms:
"I'm standing here with wax figures, some of whom are dead now." (Madam Tussad's Wax Museum in Vegas)
Ah, Zak Baggy Pants, ALL of the wax figures are dead, dear.
"I'm gonna set it right here in between my legs because that's where I hear the incubus likes it best." (Rams Inn, England)
Ah, Zak Baggy Pants, the incubus (male ghost looking for sex) appreciates your accommodating his needs, dear.
And a classic all time favorite is...
"If this is the portal of hell, why don't you come up out of the ground and get us?" (Bobby Mackeys)
