Punishing Dale the DollSo, y'all are probably wondering what Dale is up to. It's October--he's possessed, right? I've been keeping him in the front window to scare the kiddies, with Hellspawn ...
Dale the Doll: She's Leaving him For me!Shh....don't say a word. Just hear me out. This is what I think is going on: The human has been taking me on her overnight ghost hunts, staying in hotel rooms with her. ...
Dale the Doll Is Losing ItIt's getting to be that time of year again when my sidekick ventriloquist doll, Dale, begins to be possessed by the dead magician's spirit and tries to drive me insane w ...
Post by Autumnforest AND Dale the DollAUTUMN: Dale and I have had to put aside our differences during his more-than-usually-difficult month of October. You see, I brought in Skittles the Clown to try and in ...
Dale the Doll: She's Outsmarting Me!I don't know what's up with The Human, but she's onto me. I know she's psychic, but it's never really worked on me, at least I don't think so. But, for some reason every ...
Dale the Doll: I'm Planning my EscapeSo, I've been thinking about leaving the Human. Sure, we struck up a bargain and I can sometimes use the laptop at night if I promise not to leave dolly porn on it and s ...
Dale the Doll and the Month of OctoberI'll go ahead and start apologizing ahead of time for Dale the Doll's actions this coming October. I figured I should since I checked his dashboard and he's starting to ...
Dale the Doll's October Antics!Those who have followed my blog know that every October my ventriloquist doll, Dale, gets possessed by a magician's spirit trying to take him over. His usual grumpy self ...
Dale the Doll: She Should Be Scared of Me(Another installment written by my home decoration, a ventriloquist doll named Dale. He likes to get up at night from his display and wander the house. He thinks I don’t ...
Dale the Doll: Ghost Hunt!Well, the Human took me on a ghost hunt. Of course, first she had to put me in the trunk so when she picked up one of the team, he got to be indoctrinated into the "open ...
Dale the Doll: If Presidents Are Puppets--Sign Me Up!I'm contemplating this presidential election thing. I think I could make a pretty good president. If presidents are puppets, then I am overqualified and, what's more, no ...