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Dale the Doll's October Antics

Most readers of the blog the past several years are aware of Dale the Doll - my sidekick and constant pesky thorn in my side. Well, each Oct...

Dale the Doll Stalking In October

Many of you who have followed the blog for years, know about Dale the Doll, my sidekick of a sort. He hates living with "The Human...

Dale the Doll Loses It At Halloween

Hey, this is Dale the Doll, The Human's sidekick. It's that month again when I'm possessed by the soul of a dead magician and ac...

Dale the Doll: A Face Only a Maker Could Love

I know what humans think of ventriloquist dolls; that we are dummies. We are anything but dumb! Our comedians would not be able to come up w...

Dale the Doll Is Losing It

It's getting to be that time of year again when my sidekick ventriloquist doll, Dale, begins to be possessed by the dead magician's ...

Dale the Doll - Torment Starts Up

Dale's Antics Begin For the Season

Dale the Doll Steals Zombie Housewives' Cover

He's obsessed with the book and with the character, Liz. I'm not sure if he understands I am Liz, but he looks at me kinda funny, li...

Dale's Addiction

Dale the Doll: Bedtime Stories

Thanks sooooo much for the great reviews. People are even buying copies for their family members so they don't have to share. "Zomb...

Dale the Doll Opens My Book!

Dale the Doll: Am I a Zombie?

Tell me the truth. Am I a zombie? I was created to do my master's bidding. And there's more...

Dale Wants In On ZHOA

Dale the Doll: If Presidents Are Puppets--Sign Me Up!

I'm contemplating this presidential election thing. I think I could make a pretty good president. If presidents are puppets, then I am o...

Shh...Don't Tell The Human!

Punishing Dale the Doll

So, y'all are probably wondering what Dale is up to. It's October--he's possessed, right? I've been keeping him in the front...

Dale the Doll: Should Anything Happen To Me....

Should anything happen to me, blame The Human. The Human put me back in my Halloween fucking-humiliating pajamas again. It's her way o...

Proof of Dale's Plotting

Hellspawn & Dale--Oh No!

On a happier note, had fun at Spirit Halloween again! Here's guy costumes I find sexy! If I had a date on Halloween--I would so totally ...

Dale the Doll: She's Outsmarting Me!

I don't know what's up with The Human, but she's onto me. I know she's psychic, but it's never really worked on me, at l...