Dale is Going To Be a Problem Until November 1!If you don't know Dale the Doll's story, scroll down the right-hand side of my blog and find the button with his face on it. Click. Those of y'all who know his usual Oct ...
Punishing Dale the DollSo, y'all are probably wondering what Dale is up to. It's October--he's possessed, right? I've been keeping him in the front window to scare the kiddies, with Hellspawn ...
Dale the Doll: Bedtime StoriesThanks sooooo much for the great reviews. People are even buying copies for their family members so they don't have to share. "Zombie Housewives of the Apocalypse" is ge ...
Scary Tales: Why Is Dale the Doll Losing It?Many of you have noticed Dale the Doll is amping up his activity on the blog with videos made without my persmission and now following your blogs and leaving comments. H ...
Dale the Doll: My New DigsI've been laying low so The Human doesn't notice me. It paid off. She got me new digs. Check out my "crib"! I get to sit next to Doll-Baby face atop the book shelves in ...
Dale the Doll: She's Outsmarting Me!I don't know what's up with The Human, but she's onto me. I know she's psychic, but it's never really worked on me, at least I don't think so. But, for some reason every ...
Dale the Doll: Humans and Sex Dolls!I admit to spending some time online. The Human uses the damn laptop all the time. But, in the middle of the night, I get to hop on and learn a bit more about the enemy, ...
Dale the Doll: A Face Only a Maker Could LoveI know what humans think of ventriloquist dolls; that we are dummies. We are anything but dumb! Our comedians would not be able to come up with good material without our ...
Dale the Doll: She's Leaving him For me!Shh....don't say a word. Just hear me out. This is what I think is going on: The human has been taking me on her overnight ghost hunts, staying in hotel rooms with her. ...
Dale the Doll Steals Zombie Housewives' CoverHe's obsessed with the book and with the character, Liz. I'm not sure if he understands I am Liz, but he looks at me kinda funny, like he's looking for the zombie inside ...
Dale the Doll: If Presidents Are Puppets--Sign Me Up!I'm contemplating this presidential election thing. I think I could make a pretty good president. If presidents are puppets, then I am overqualified and, what's more, no ...
She Made Me Ghost Hunt by Dale the DollI was just pleased to have a Saturday night with the humans gone, but no... She was going on a ghost hunt and guess who had to ride shotgun with her? Me. Of all the indi ...
Dale the Doll: What I Learned About Humans From TVHey, The Human has a tendency to leave me to my own devices. She's always busy writing, working out, working, writing, working out, working, writing...well, you get the ...