It's getting to be that time of year again when my sidekick ventriloquist doll, Dale, begins to be possessed by the dead magician's spirit and tries to drive me insane with his mischief. This year, it would appear, he's fixated on my alter ego, Liz the Zombie, from my Zombie Housewives of the Apocalypse book. He's determined to turn me into a zombie. Here's a few attempts so far -
October is going to be insane and if he writes posts on my blog by stealing my laptop at night, I am not responsible!
October is going to be insane and if he writes posts on my blog by stealing my laptop at night, I am not responsible!
