Dale the Doll: My New DigsI've been laying low so The Human doesn't notice me. It paid off. She got me new digs. Check out my "crib"! I get to sit next to Doll-Baby face atop the book shelves in ...
Dale the Doll: She's Leaving him For me!Shh....don't say a word. Just hear me out. This is what I think is going on: The human has been taking me on her overnight ghost hunts, staying in hotel rooms with her. ...
Dale the Doll Steals Zombie Housewives' CoverHe's obsessed with the book and with the character, Liz. I'm not sure if he understands I am Liz, but he looks at me kinda funny, like he's looking for the zombie inside ...
Dale the Doll: What's With This Internet, Huh?I have learned much from humans. As I surf the Internet while the human is unconscious at nighttime, I have discovered something delightfully ventriloquist-doll like in ...
Dale the Doll: What I Learned About Humans From TVHey, The Human has a tendency to leave me to my own devices. She's always busy writing, working out, working, writing, working out, working, writing...well, you get the ...
Dale the Doll's October Antics!Those who have followed my blog know that every October my ventriloquist doll, Dale, gets possessed by a magician's spirit trying to take him over. His usual grumpy self ...
Dale the Doll and the Month of OctoberI'll go ahead and start apologizing ahead of time for Dale the Doll's actions this coming October. I figured I should since I checked his dashboard and he's starting to ...
Dale the Doll's October AnticsMost readers of the blog the past several years are aware of Dale the Doll - my sidekick and constant pesky thorn in my side. Well, each October he is possessed by a evi ...
Dale the Doll: She Should Be Scared of Me(Another installment written by my home decoration, a ventriloquist doll named Dale. He likes to get up at night from his display and wander the house. He thinks I don’t ...
Dale is Going To Be a Problem Until November 1!If you don't know Dale the Doll's story, scroll down the right-hand side of my blog and find the button with his face on it. Click. Those of y'all who know his usual Oct ...
Dale the Doll: Am I a Zombie?Tell me the truth. Am I a zombie? I was created to do my master's bidding. And there's more... ...