Yeti Spaghetti: The Best of the Worst Yeti Movies


There are several yeti movies out there to choose from, and the vast majority are honestly horrible. In fact, I don't think I've seen a good Yeti portrayal yet. So, let's cover this lesser known genre of "Yeti Spaghetti Films;" the best of the awful offerings - 


Yeti: Curse of the Snow Demon



A plane crashes in the Himalayas with a football team on board. Nope, it's not like the Andes, these guys don't end up cannibalizing each other, but I bet they wished they had. These guys come up against a Yeti that likes to spoon in caves with young women or young men - I don't think he was that gender specific. 






Snowbeast


I actually enjoyed the 1977 all-start version of this movie, but it became something unbelievably abysmal in the 2011 rendition. People go missing in Canada and they go looking for them only to find a giant hairy beast of the woods.





Abominable Snowman



Friends on a snowy adventure run into a yeti. 






Rage of the Yeti
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Treasure hunters run into monsters in the arctic.



The movies about Yeti could be better, but they'd have to really rework his look from these kinds of faces -




Casting for these movies? I think we can do better! 

Let's talk about those qualified to handle icy-hearted monsters (and, yes, Bill Clinton is qualified) - 




Yukon Cornelious







Hans the Trollhunter


Quint the shark hunter



Captain Gregg, The Ghost and Mrs. Muir



Indiana Jones



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