Dale the Doll: A Face Only a Maker Could LoveI know what humans think of ventriloquist dolls; that we are dummies. We are anything but dumb! Our comedians would not be able to come up with good material without our ...
Dale the Doll: She's Outsmarting Me!I don't know what's up with The Human, but she's onto me. I know she's psychic, but it's never really worked on me, at least I don't think so. But, for some reason every ...
Dale the Doll's October AnticsMost readers of the blog the past several years are aware of Dale the Doll - my sidekick and constant pesky thorn in my side. Well, each October he is possessed by a evi ...
My Dark Past by Dale the Doll(Another installment of my ventriloquist doll, Dale, reporting from his ever-jaded viewpoint) I consider myself to be a private ventriloquist’s mouthpiece, but since my ...
Dale the Doll: Bedtime StoriesThanks sooooo much for the great reviews. People are even buying copies for their family members so they don't have to share. "Zombie Housewives of the Apocalypse" is ge ...
Dale the Doll and the Month of OctoberI'll go ahead and start apologizing ahead of time for Dale the Doll's actions this coming October. I figured I should since I checked his dashboard and he's starting to ...
Dale the Doll: What I Learned About Humans From TVHey, The Human has a tendency to leave me to my own devices. She's always busy writing, working out, working, writing, working out, working, writing...well, you get the ...
Dale the Doll: If Presidents Are Puppets--Sign Me Up!I'm contemplating this presidential election thing. I think I could make a pretty good president. If presidents are puppets, then I am overqualified and, what's more, no ...
Dale the Doll Stalking In October Many of you who have followed the blog for years, know about Dale the Doll, my sidekick of a sort. He hates living with "The Human" and I tolerate his presence. But, com ...