Dale the Doll's October Antics!

Those who have followed my blog know that every October my ventriloquist doll, Dale, gets possessed by a magician's spirit trying to take him over. His usual grumpy self becomes dark and unpredictable. Here are just some of the things he's done to me in past Octobers, so be prepared! He might just stalk your blog and leave comments now that he's getting restless as October comes closer....



First, he starts plotting....







He films me while I sleep....



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He hides the knives every October....







He films a dolly porn....







Then, Skittles the Clown gets him "Poltergeist" style! (I really should thank that doll)









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